Watch Review: Spaghetti Scameti iCon Watch (Everyone Needs An iCon To Admire)

Stunning. Elegant. Luxurious. Pasta. These are words used to describe the newest watch brand taking the industry by storm.

The Spaghetti Scameti iCon watch requires no introduction, but, for the sake of this article and this 100% serious review, we will mention it numerous times so that all you can think about is Spaghetti Scameti the next time you're enjoying some gold-leaf truffle gelato on your smaller yacht (since your big one is at the shop getting outfitted with another, bigger, grander helicopter pad).

From the brand claiming to be 100% Italian, Spaghetti Scameti has a long history of creating watches. Just months ago, the first watches rolled out of their factories. Now, they're worn by dozens, maybe even hundreds, of potential fans.

Choose Your Flavour of Scameti:

The Spaghetti Scameti iCon is currently available in four colourways: blue, green, white, and black with rose gold. No matter which colour you choose, you are guaranteed to be stopped on the streets by attractive supermodels who will instantly fall in love with you. 

The Spaghetti Scameti iCon is a magnet for anyone with at least seven figures in their bank account.

The Spaghetti Scameti iCon may or may not be lovingly created in a factory by skilled watchsmiths who watched a How It's Actually Made video on YouTube, completing their extensive 6-minute course. Only about a third of all workers pass the grueling yes/no exam and are presented with a certificate that most definitely isn't just a damp napkin.

iConic Case And Strap:

At 38mm and 9.5mm thick, the case fits right into the generic, err popular, size for watches. Spaghetti Scameti's marketing staff spent many hours analyzing and measuring the watches of people walking by, even risking their lives by grabbing the watches right off people's wrists for further study. As of this review, they've only been chased three times.

A company that is that dedicated deserves your hard-earned money. Just give them your entire wallet.

The iCon's case is made with Spaghetti Scameti's patented TinSkin 3.0 material, which is a company secret. Our top spies here at Esteemed Gentleman tried to infiltrate their factory, but we haven't heard from them in quite some time.

The Spaghetti Scameti iCon has a beautiful Fragilite crystal that probably won't scratch from even the slightest gust of wind. All scratches are just visual illusions cased by the refraction of light beams hitting your retinas at the right angle. No need to worry. It's not them; it's you.

iConic Movement: 

Under the hood of this beautiful, possibly Italian, machine sits a robust, high-end Miyota Quartz 2035 movement that beats an impressive 60 times almost every minute. This rivals brands that use other movements of similar or lesser quality, giving the Spaghetti Scameti iCon a

dominant edge over watches with dead batteries, water damage, and missing hands.

The Spaghetti Lifestyle: 

Ever since taking the watch out of the box and putting it near my wrist, I've noticed everyone wants to be my friend. My friends list on social media has exploded and I get tons of emails from people wanting to give me millions of dollars in prepaid Visa cards.

Not only that, but a nice stranger took my car, presumably to get it detailed or exchanged with a nicer one.

I'm not sure how to explain the voodoo magic inside the Spaghetti Scameti iCon watch, but I suggest not opening it up, revealing the mystical smoke inside when it gets too warm to touch. As long as the smoke is contained, your Spaghetti Scameti iCon watch will most likely continue to tick and look great doing so!

Negatives: 

None.

Summary

This watch costs less than other watches that ost more than it, and the quality may or may not be the same. Spaghetti Scameti has really knocked it out of the park with their fashionable and mostly functional iCon watch.

Not only have they cut out the middleman, they eliminated them completely. Banished from the face of the earth, except for maybe Ireland. Rest assured, Spaghetti Scameti has your trust when it comes to their watches, as long as you hand over your wallet first.

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